Hi! I'm Rosie

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.

Me: 

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astolenbluebox:

So I was watching Crash Course with the subtitles on and

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I justimage

can’t.

thought-cafe:

We had to.

thought-cafe:

We had to.

fizzylimon:

femfirebender:

((Why doesn’t this have more notes? The looks of all the different cultures is so beautiful.

I’m always sad when people post stuff like this and they’ll post a geisha, but not a gisaeng, but THIS ONE HAS A GISAENG and so I had to.

Korea.

Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.

Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.

The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.

Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.

(via fishingboatproceeds)
I also like saying the word “shit,” but I just like saying a lot of stuff. *to a fan* Did you say, “Say it in French?” But “merde”—but that’s a good thing. “Merde’s” a good thing, cause in theatre it’s like, “break a leg,” which is nice.

It’s weird, in English we say “break a leg,” which makes no sense, literally, because you’re like, why would you want me to break a leg? In Italian, it’s “in bocca al lupo,” which means in the mouth of the wolf. Why, why do you wanna be eaten by a wolf? And in France its like, poop! Theatre people are weird. Any theatre people here tonight?… We’re fucking crazy.
Darren Criss discussing “break a leg,” and “in bocca al lupo” vs “merde” at his concert in Paris. [source] (via daxterdd)

imbitingmytongue:

twotibsawhisker:

flutterjedi:

This is the best use of this scene ever.

lmao holy shit perfect

Sofuckingtrue

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

square-enix:

when teachers leave the cursor right in the middle of the fucking video

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ahhleeseeya:

JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER

brbshittoavenge:

allaboardthepartyelk:

spookysassyrussian:

“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)

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IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.


THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

fizzylimon:

fernacular:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

You mean it’s not like that?

I want the world to know that this evil post had 66666 notes when I saw it.