merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

theashleyclements:

Is this how kissing works?

cas-hellodean:

huggybearstiel:

YOUR FUCKING HAIR

fuCKING HOLY SHIT BALLS CHRIST HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO UNBAREIBLY PAINFULLY ATTARCTIVE THOUFHOSID

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

echrai:

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

winchesterandwinchester:

Literally one of my favorite things ever is when characters comment on Jared’s height.

lbby:

motherfuckerofbabylon:

lbby:

procrasturbation

because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.

congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

By Thérèse Cilia

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

itsacunterful-life:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

i’m crying.

this is my most favorite thing ever