you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut up”
Is this how kissing works?
YOUR FUCKING HAIR
fuCKING HOLY SHIT BALLS CHRIST HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO UNBAREIBLY PAINFULLY ATTARCTIVE THOUFHOSID
what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
Literally one of my favorite things ever is when characters comment on Jared’s height.
because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.
congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to
i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns
how high are you
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
this is my most favorite thing ever